First of all, this blog will be entirely self-centred. It will add nothing to your day, but instead steal some of your precious time. It is not written by a professional author or anyone knowledgeable in the subject. It is about me, me, me. But hey, no need to state the obvious. It's a blog after all.
Probably also very obvious, this blog will be a mix of English and German. The choice of language depends solely on my mood and the topic. Some things are easier in English (bitching about people), others work better in German (bitching about bureaucrats) - some might even work in French, but no sex on these pages. Sorry.
Also, please note that of course you'll never get the whole picture. That's because I like it to be that way. You want to see people embarrass themselves, you switch on your telly or go to your local university. Soul-striptease is 10 quid a minute, a mental blowjob is only for your birthday. You want one, you send me an e-mail.
That's the rules. Quite relaxed considering that I'm German, don't you think? See, we're not all like this... Bratwurst!
Probably also very obvious, this blog will be a mix of English and German. The choice of language depends solely on my mood and the topic. Some things are easier in English (bitching about people), others work better in German (bitching about bureaucrats) - some might even work in French, but no sex on these pages. Sorry.
Also, please note that of course you'll never get the whole picture. That's because I like it to be that way. You want to see people embarrass themselves, you switch on your telly or go to your local university. Soul-striptease is 10 quid a minute, a mental blowjob is only for your birthday. You want one, you send me an e-mail.
That's the rules. Quite relaxed considering that I'm German, don't you think? See, we're not all like this... Bratwurst!
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